i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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