would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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