She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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