just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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