No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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