dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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