It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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