I can't breathe out the right side of my face
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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