Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
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"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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