I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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