She is in my trunk
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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