I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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