If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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