I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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