so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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