you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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