I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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