Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
is it fun? or sober?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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