xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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