bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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