Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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