Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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