Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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