He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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