I heard we made out
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Found your dick twin last night
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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