Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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