i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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