He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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