Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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