Capitaan dildo arrescate!
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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