giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
