dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
This is the high leading the old right now
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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