in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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