like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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