So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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