He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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