Can Purell be used as lube?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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