Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
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Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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