the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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