But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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