what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Randomize
