told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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