Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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