They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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