i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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