..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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