You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
