How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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