im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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