just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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