My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
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operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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