I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
