Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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Goodbee
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
